I am Sir. Ferdinand Ramen Pants. I have no pulse. I sit on top of a refrigerator. You may not feed me crackers.
ketchuprandomness:championawkward:falseblackbear:pigtailsbowsxsandos:onlykismet:fuckyeahdisneymoments:
Submitted by fuckyeahpocahontas.
- nah nigga
- is this a flying carpet
- that’s not what carpets do
- please take off ur turban
- wut is under ur turban
- i think u may be a terrorist
- some kind of -ist
whuteva. he can fly his plane into my tower any day.
#omg did i just make a 9/11 joke
^
i need moar of these in my life
frozenicecube:mynameisriah:moneyhoney11:audrisette-s:xmonsunx:ambanana:catherinekaulitz:kaaaatykinns:neeesey:shesaidshesaidshesaid
OMG DYING DYING RIGHT NOW. THIS IS SUCH GOLD.
omgjnbsfuysh
oh my actua god
LOL
:’D
HAHA THIS IS AMAZING
WINNAR
ASFDKLMDSFOINS OH MY GOD.
YOU WANT THIS? REBLOG THIS :)
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
oprah-noodlemantra:rockandrollsuicide:emptyveins:caitianne:fuckyeahinsanitywolf:(via whenyoure-strange)
none of mine have mouths…
“oh..you wanted kids?”
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY